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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

WANTED TEXTMATE 0975-843-7009


Dapat noon ko pa pinost ito e. Nakalimutan ko lang. Ilang beses ko natanggap ang text message na ito mula sa parehong mobile number. Marami sigurong desperado sa textmate na nag-akalang si Bongbong ang katext nila. Ayan tuloy.

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Paano kaya nakuha nila Bongbong Marcos, Martin Romualdez, Greco Beljica at Valdepenas ang cellphone number ko? Hindi naman ako sikat. At paaano nila naisip na ikabit ang "Mamasapano" sa pangalan ng tao na parang "Eseng Ng Tondo" lang ang dating. Sana mas maging bobo pa ang mga botante para maisip nila na si General Valdepenas ang utak ng masakare sa Mamasapano.


Presidente Na Si Dugong?


Duterte It Is


We cannot fight the math. We have a new president.

I can see why the people chose Digong. He is seen as the radical change that has been missing in the Philippines' political landscape for a long time. I wanted him to be my president too, back when he was still not sure about pursuing the highest seat in the land.

A study of nations revealed that certain cultures (and historical profile) work best with certain leadership styles and forms of government. The perfect matches derived from this study explains why we are where we are and what we are as a people. It said that a country like the Philippines, with a rich experience in being a colony, will not flourish in democracy. We need a Lee Kuan Yew. And Duterte was the closest bet.

But then he started talking about women, and Australia, and the differently abled, and trains in exchange of islands. I questioned my conviction. And voted for Miriam.

None of these matter now. He will be our president. And as in previous years and administrations, let us continue NOT TO CARE. Let us continue to live with honor, dignity, integrity and simplicity. Let us work hard to not have to depend on the government for anything. Let's own our future and make great leaps toward our dreams. Duterte cannot make anything happen for us. No president will.

And you, Mr. President, you are accountable for numbers that only you and your cohorts can manage. GNP, GDP, Inflation Rate, CPP-NPA? Focus, Sir. Focus. Stop thinking about the jet ski ride. Stop thinking about who you want to cut ties with. Just get working. And don't give tax discounts to others if it means additional taxes for others. Not fair.

Hmmm... Finally, please don't suck too much. I actually like it here. In the Philippines. And we may be pushed to leave if you (and your VP, God forbid that it's BBM) start to bring in the crazy.




Thursday, May 05, 2016

Get Real


Sometimes, you want to be this.


But you feel like this.



















And...

Wednesday, May 04, 2016

Halalan Na, Hangalan Na!!!

Halos tatlong buwan na pala akong walang post. Siguro lungkot na lungkot na ang walong readers ko. Haha! Tumataginting siguro (siguro lang) na mga late post ang mga susunod. Sana!!!

Meanwhile, eleksyon na very very very soon. Todo ang basagan sa social media, parang lahat kamag-anak ng kandidato. Hindi ako makapaglagay ng political posts sa FB ko (yes, bumalik ako at saka na ang paliwanag) kasi mahirap na... baka machismis at mahatulan pa nang kung anu-ano.

Pero sa lahat ng nababasa ko, ito lang ang masasabi ko. Ang dapat na pamagat ng eleksyon na ito ay...

A Second Chance
Popoy and Bashing






































A Second Chance kasi...

  • Mar - second chance ng administrasyon (actually, infinite chances na yan)
  • Miriam - second chance talaga kung mawawala ang cancer
  • Duterte - second chance ng... Erap administration
  • Poe - second chance... sa citizenship at posthumous award ni FPJ pa kung manalo
  • Binay - a second chance, at robbery

Popoy, kasi kung alam niyo yung 80's na ibig sabihin ng salitang "popoy" e alam niyo na rin na pinopopoy lang nilang lahat ang ating sensibilities.

And Bashing. Because... well kung hindi ka nakatira sa kuweba, alam mo naman ang nangyayari. Naga-asal barbaro ang mga tao. Para sa one big, six-year, popoy ng paborito nilang kandidato.

Hindi pa panahon para ireveal ko kung sino ang iboboto ko. As if you care. Pero kasi, hindi ko rin ma-reveal dahil ang desisyon ko ay base lang sa "lesser evil." Nakakahiya. Sa totoo, gusto kong iblangko na lang ang presidente. Kaso, innovative ang mga mandaraya. Baka lagyan ng pangalan ng iba. Pero pag dinalaw ako ng prinsipyo, baka pangalan niya (see below) ang isulat ko.

Belat kayong lahat ha, ito ang bilat para sa inyo. Para sa ekonomiya at sexual healing.




















Halalan Na. Hangalan Na.