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Hey ladies.... (not) trying to get pregnant? Or just plain curious? Try tracking your menstrual cycle! It's cool!!!

I never really understood our eggs and their precious dates so technology like this excites me.

Once upon a time, I tried mycycle.com. I was religiously checking because we were trying to get pregnant. Eventually, I got tired of tracking and stopped checking. A few months after I gave birth, I accessed the account again... and lo and behold! TLO's conceptualization date was right there! Sakto. Kaya lang, site's all messed up now. So here's something new that works the same way...


FEMILIA.COM. Sample report below.

DISCLAIMER: I'm the only person I know who believes in this deal. So please, do not make this the solution to any of your egg problems. See a gyne! Now!

Anti-Smoke Belching Campaign #007

4 more sticks and a cup of coffee. Terrible headache, feeling weak. 

Gave in... no more, no more...

Anti-Smoke Belching Campaign #006

Failed. 2 sticks. Just had to...

:(

Anti-Smoke Belching Campaign #005

Every Tuesday and/or Saturday, Mr. Smith visits and talks about his woes with the wife. Today's highlight involved physical violence. Mrs. Smith kicked Mr. Smith in the thigh area and he's in pain. This, after Mrs. Smith confronted two women from Mr. Smith's work... one of the ladies is allegedly the "other woman."

I don't know when this "special role" that I play for Mr. and Mrs. Smith will ever end. I am the bleeding ear that must hear about their financial, emotional and sexual problems. I have been lobbying for divorce since I learned how to construct sentences in English. But nothing ever happened...

I want to smoke, but I won't. I have a serious chest ache. Usually goes away after two puffs... must endure.

Anti-Smoke Belching Campaign #004

Shift's about to end. Didn't smoke at all. Yes!