Japanese Porn Star Diet

Jenna: I'm on a crash diet to get back to my old weight by Friday.
Liz: Well, what diet is going to do that?
Jenna: Oh, it's the Japanese porn star diet. I only eat paper, but I can eat all the paper I want, so...
~ From 30Rock

Gumagana kaya ito? Wala naman akong balak subukan. Napapaisip lang. Nakakaloka rin na may mga iba pa palang ganitong pauso. Nag-intensity 8 ang lindol ng baby fats ko sa kakatawa dun sa kumain ng cotton balls at saka i-stapler ang tenga para maging sexy. Tigil-tigilan niyo nga ako!

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